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Internet Porn is Fun

As many of you know, I'm in Las Vegas this week for the Microsoft Management Summit 2009.  Since its at the Venetian again, I thought it was only fair to bring Tonya along with me.  So yesterday while the conference was going on she wandered around the shops and Casinos eventually finding a David and Goliath store. For fun, she picked up an "Internet Porn is Fun" button.  Not wanting it to go to waste, i put it on my Attendee badge and wore it to the conference.  Where NO ONE promptly noticed it.  Until this afternoon when I was coming back to the room.  An asian woman got on the elevator with her Son and she stared DIRECTLY at it.  She looked up at me, and looked back down at it.  I didn't return her gaze, but I could see her checking me over.  As soon as the couple on the other side of the elevator got out, she evacuated from the immediate area to the FARTHEST POINT in the elevator away from me, said something to her son in Mandarin, and proceeded to hold him as tightly as possible until I got out of the elevator on the next floor.

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wednes
Apr. 29th, 2009 11:45 pm (UTC)
I don't say this really EVER, but if she's that frightened by people who like internet porn, she might do better to get the hell out of the USA. Especially considering that most Americans aren't informative enough to wear buttons professing their penchant for love in the series of tubes, so she'd have no idea who they are.

Hope you guys are having fun.
And remember to leave some internet porn for the rest of us!!
;-]
jade777
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
haha, well i mean you know you are SUCH a threat for having a button. didn't you know? that means that you are going to attack her son.

makes perfect sense. ha
lilmikeegee
Apr. 30th, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
she is terrified that you will recognize her from the interporns
anotherdave
Apr. 30th, 2009 04:17 am (UTC)
That is made of win.
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