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Dear Enlightened people,

I'm thrilled that you have freed yourselves from the shackles of TV and have now elevated to a higher plane of existence. I'm thrilled that you only have that VCR with your favorite movie from when you were 15. I'm thrilled that you are so elite that you have no knowledge of all the titles of all the new movies coming out, but when you tell me how awesome you are CAN YOU PLEASE WIPE THAT SMUG LOOK OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE? I don't excitedly tell you about something I saw on television because I want to infect you with my popular culture germs. So go be smuggly self satified somewhere else, and I'll go back to watching new episodes of the big new show you don't know about or understand.

smuggly yours,


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Jul. 22nd, 2008 05:00 pm (UTC)
Are you jealous that I Netflixed Baby Boom and you didn't?
Jul. 22nd, 2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
I fucking hate people like that.
Anything to feel superior...
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